[What If] An ad-supported MySql

Let's suppose that mysql was ad-supported. What would typical interactions with it look like?

mysql> CREATE TABLE table01(id INT, 
    name VARCHAR(400), 
    created TIMESTAMP default CURRENT_TIMESTAMP);
Query OK, 0 rows affected, 1 warning (0.06 sec)

mysql> show warnings;
+-------+------------+---------------------------------------+
| Level | Advertizer | Message                               |
+-------+------------+---------------------------------------+
| Ad    | Foo Bar    | Visit our store at http://foobar.com/ |
+-------+------------+---------------------------------------+
1 row in set (0.00 sec)

mysql> INSERT INTO table01 (id, name) VALUES(100, 'Billy Joel');
Query OK, 1 rows affected (0.02 sec)

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mysql> SELECT * FROM table01 LIMIT 3
+-----+------------------------------------------------+---------------------+
| id  | name                                           | created             |
+-----+------------------------------------------------+---------------------+
| 0   | Sponsored Row - Visit us at http://bazbaz.com/ | 2006-04-06 17:17:49 |
| 100 | Billy Joel                                     | 2012-01-02 15:27:33 |
| 101 | Pink Floyd                                     | 2012-01-02 15:27:40 |
+-----+------------------------------------------------+---------------------+
3 rows in set (0.02 sec)

mysql> SELECT * FROM table01 LIMIT 30
+-----+------------------------------------------------------------+---------------------+
| id  | name                                                       | created             |
+-----+------------------------------------------------------------+---------------------+
| 0   | Sponsored Row - Visit us at http://bazbaz.com/             | 2006-04-06 17:17:49 |
| 100 | Billy Joel                                                 | 2012-01-02 15:27:33 |
| 101 | Pink Floyd                                                 | 2012-01-02 15:27:40 |
| 102 | Dire Straits                                               | 2012-01-02 15:27:45 |
| 0   | To see more than 4 rows at a time, visit http://mysql.com/ | 2012-01-02 20:00:07 |
+-----+------------------------------------------------------------+---------------------+
5 rows in set (0.00 sec)

Well, thank FSF for Free & open Source Software!!